sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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interviewer: this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
me: *giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*

prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

when beyonce comes on at the gym.

things that have no chill

torobabe:

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

©smileklaus