white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
did you just say the n word?
this wasn't listed as a required qualification, but you mentioned in your resume several times that you are excellent at memorization?
*giggles* oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed. well, since you asked for a demonstration, *recites 35 consecutive Nicki Minaj verses for the next 20 minutes*
“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
which is messier my life or my hair
when beyonce comes on at the gym.
things that have no chill
-people who clap when the plane lands